GDPR

The GDPR is now the law across Europe. I don’t like it. I think it’s seriously misguided.

It gives me rights and freedoms that I don’t want or care about. Viscerally as a human I’m not concerned what data others have about me. I don’t presume to know or change it, any more than I could reach into their minds and change their thoughts. If some evil magician gave me that power, I would recoil in horror.

I’m now uselessly informed of every way businesses use data. I can’t read a privacy statement any more. Can you? I can withdraw consent, but the other side can withdraw the service or whatever is their side of the deal. The law doesn’t give me anonymity, or discretion, consumer rights, or anything that I care about.

CCTV is everywhere. The phone company tracks me and my calls are logged. My provider knows where I go on the internet. The law does nothing whatsoever to stop state surveillance. It’s privacy theater.

Abusing the law will be fun. Every time I buy something firms ask for my details. I can immediately serve them a notice to erase the data or face millions in fines. I’m sure it’ll be great for European businesses if everyone does that.

Global firms may decide it’s not worth the risk and cut their services from us. Suddenly I face discrimination because of my citizenship, and there’s nothing I can do about it. Good job!

It’s massive jurisdictional overreach and hugely intrusive to enforce. So is copyright and other “worthy” censorship laws, but we need fewer of these not more.

Terrible legislation. Misguided, and I think miss-sold. The GDPR is last century politics, fighting the STASI, or big bad Google whom citizens don’t want fought on their behalf.